Heartiste, Red Piller extraordinaire, encourages his followers to get out there and game chicks playground-style. Instead of wasting your time on silly pickup lines like, “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” he encourages his followers to get in touch with their more youthful sides with lines that are “effective weapons of vag seduction.”
He kindly shares a few of these killer lines:
-
SIKE!
-
blah blah blah…… NOT.
-
to the max
-
as if
-
burn!
-
so funny i forgot to laugh
-
say it don’t spray it
-
*fingers in ears* i can’t heeear you
-
make “whatever” W with fingers
-
make “loser” L on forehead with fingers
We think we’ve discovered Heartiste’s true identity.
His readers get into the (1988) playground mood by sharing their own stories of gaming success. Anonymous tells of the time he used his own version of this with:
“The ‘up high, down low….in your face’ one I recently did to a little girl at a family cookout, she loved it and quickly ran off and pulled it on her friends.”
Commenter Jordan Belfort is clearly a pro at this kind of game. He shares his own surefire attention getter:
“Ey, sit still. There’s a mosquito on your face.”
*she sits still*
*SMACK!*
“Oh never mind; It was nothing.”
Come on, ladies … you know just reading these made you all hot and bothered. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to get my Zach on …
